heatha b 'essin deez

.....and THATS why he lives in a trailor

2005-11-08T20:00:59Z

whenever i hear spanish music i get the urge.

"heroin is my tylenol" - hahahaha NO!

never thought id be able to say this..........

2005-10-07T14:52:41Z

46 days and counting

at the Gay's

2005-05-31T23:42:05Z

um yeah im at ians and formerly mikes house. me and brian just got back from Vegas- it fuckin ruled- we lost all our money- but i guess thats what Vegas is for. vegas is like Disney world but for grown-ups. everythig looks really close to walk to, but ends up being like a 50 minute walk cause you have to walk through the casino. mike might move to georgia with josh duncan but hes said that 3 times so we'll see. i still need a job. im waiting on a phone call from winter haven. lucas wrecked cherrys motorcycle- but isnt hurt so thats good. the first invader zim is on. ok im gonna go smoke a cigarette.

peas

i sat in an orange grove...............

2005-04-14T04:36:46Z

this is the bottom
i cant sleep without you here
come back to me boy
*
i would walk the earth
just to get you in my car
girl-pavment-sit-cry
*
not the one that cheats.
i dont want his misery
i want my printer!!
*
maybe youre asleep
maybe this will go away
only sure of love
*
waste away city
take smiles from every boy
what a collection
*
long life to be lived
hat headed boy by my side
this is my picture
*
Syllable pattern
confine me- five seven five
sometimes i need rules
*
we need pur own space
with no one else but us
loving forever
*
like cotton armor
my tshirt, jeans uniform
sheils me from growing up
*
Eighty random thoughts
in three lines on white paper
i am no poet
*
thoughts that race like hearts
insomnia intentions
and the winner is......
*
Japanese Trio
my emotions wrapped like gifts
recieved my no one
*
being a dumb girl
somthing im entitled
pissed it gets to me
*
I LOVE BRIAN RALL!!!!!!!!

"Gator Boots and a Pimped out Gucci Suit......"

2005-04-02T08:08:18Z

schlong time no type. im kinda ppissed at myself for not updating as much as i need to- cause fuck knows i can always think of something to say! we are going to the beach tomorrow- the whole fams here- i just wanna see tara and make my cousins get drunk! joshy from peachtree city was down for a while. that ruled- i missed havin him around to say wierd josh things and do wierd josh things. mikey and possibly hillary are gonna move up to atlanta to live with josh- im not sure wether thast a good thing or a stupid repetitive pattern like always. lakeland still sux (oooh big surprise im sure). they do however hae a Pineapple Spongebob Slurpee- so thats a plus! brians in the bathroom right now- he hates life but hopefully things will get better. i love him sosososososo much and hate it when hes miserable- i just hope i dont contribute to his misery. i need a job- fo rilla! most everyone in lakeland is a shithead literally and figuratively. stealing from books a million is easy. porno connect the dots are fun. i love brians cock. water is still liquid clear. bubble letters + markers = fun. i can only write haiku's. peave and brad had lice. mikey quit harrys. fill really does work at mcdonalds (i think). donny got a big ole car. Ronnie + Donnie + their place of employment = Ronald McDonald.....but donnie just quit. KyleBob sux at getting weed for cheaper prices. Johanna eats shrooms allllll the time now. JiggaBoo Citty is such a better name for ronnies cat. i need to call BP and get my w2's before i cant. fil and cat are probly moving. hopefully me nad brian are moving. we go to vegas the end of may and maryland the beginnig of june. im beginning to dispise drugs. brians reading a bunch of computer books. i really really need a job. yay- tara comes tomorrow!!!! i need more/new friends. im listening to booty music waaaay too much. why do people always make ham on easter? i got a stick of ram. constitchuents.... i have been spelling that word in my head for like 5 hours.

ok well im just typing random thoughts and that could go on allllll nite. hopefully me updating will become a rugular occurence. ok well pizza out

i heart p. hill o.pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-15T22:15:29Z

YAY I AM FINALLY A LIVEJOURNAL KID WITH A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel so pictorally represented!!!!!! i know leeann will give me props- seeing as how shes the only one who ready my LJ or comments

a Haiku Sunrise

2005-02-05T18:59:24Z

Where did it all go?
It's today slash tomorrow
Either way, I'm down

Jiggaboo Kitty
You came here from Iowa
Some call you JC

American Flag
I thought Ronnie was naked
But it's just longjohns

Gingerly slide it
the orange plastic falls down
don't wake the 'onnies

Black fitted hat head
...with our powers combined we're...
really cute and stuff

Pennsylvania
Who made the floors uneven?
The kitchen has slope

The three boy matress
Brian is in the kitchen
I am the pussy

Fill called us today
he'd make a good jungle gym
I'm glad he smokes wides.

The two HCB'S
we are loud, crazy bitches
let's take a picture

Indecisivness
I try and see all options
and any could work.

Us three make my name
Heather,Catherine and Bryan
Brad can eat a dick

Ugly bad outfit
Who has let you leave the house?
My eyes hurt for clothes

Jesus on the wall
Niggers vote before women?!?!?!
Dude, yur dads a fag!!

He talks to himself
plans,unplanned in dreams, awake
Just say and I'll drive

This is how Lakeland
kids end up on Saturdays,
Strung out and sexy

********** well there was Saturday morning **************

draw from it what you will my state...i am just glad Peave slept!

if they made pocket snood.....i'd be done for!

2005-01-12T17:06:29Z

so my mom leaves me this lotion in my bathroom and i look at it and its pnik and flowery and and its called "night blooming jasmine" . but like that smells like jalapenos - so like does the lotion smell like jalapenos???? unfortunately the lotion top was gross crusty hard lotion clogged.....after like 2 seconds of squeezing i lost interest and went to play snood.

............and on a side note the last few days havnet been a shit sandwich-fest like the first 7 or so - i dont wanna jinx it but i blame it all on george w. the apokalypsee is near!!!

and another thing- not that anyone reads this or comments but if my oil light goes on when i brake does that mean i need break fluid??? or just oil???

HEATHER SANS TONSILS!!!!!!!

2004-12-21T20:17:41Z

WELL IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED- I HAVE NO MORE TONSILS- WOO FUCKING HOO!!!! and to tell you the truth it wasnt as bad as i thoguht it was going to be. they shot me up with really good drugs- and i got a port- for like 4 hours of my life- i had a port!!! i also got 50 lortab- which are only good if you take like 4 or 5 of em. not much else to report. i did turn 22 on friday which was sad but i got good presents and good sexin and thats all that really counts. well fill and ariel just got here so im piecin.
makin like a fetus and headin out
heather "no tonsils so i can finally deep throat.....in like 3 weeks" bryan

wow three long months have already passed?

2004-12-07T14:16:02Z

so damn nigga i havent updated in quite some time-maybe its becasue i live at home again and try to be outta the house every possible second i am awake- been doin good so far.

wow so much to say- i had a job, and by had i mean passed tense,i wokred at hungry howies for like 2 mnonths- that was fun, but alas. ronnies house has been hoppin these days adn not just with regulars- with little boys- like 18 year olds- like brad amick (how odd and ramdom is that!) and some fucker named assface.

so we hang out with big phil a lot lately and i must say he is quite amusing- we have the same "mind always in the gutter" mentallity and his 6 year old wants brian- its funny! he dated melissa nutter a while back which i find somewhat dissappointing- but hey he had just gotten outta jail and im sure any ass that didnt look black and hairy was good enough for him.

i got a new phone and it has pretty lights but no games- that a rip

me and brian still loves- its amazing- ive never gone this long without getting completely annoyed with someone. HE IS MY ONE.

well fuck im gonna go call phill again cause i need a pick me up b4 skizzy.

PS- i get my tonsils out on the 20th so i probably wont talk till christmas- for some that will be your present

how did they know???????????

2004-12-07T14:04:48Z


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Sweet Cuppin Cakes

2004-09-05T16:36:26Z

well its hurricaning againg and frankly this is all verry lame. the entire like state stopped functioning on like friday and the damn thing didnt even come till sunday.

PCC is verry ghetto- i hate college.

i think the world is ending and its all George W's fault. im soooo serious!!! like the end of the world- armageddon and shit. the war in iraq for no reason, all the hurrcanes, the russian hostage thingy and a big fat earthquake in japan. i think George Bush is the antichrist(the bible did say the devil would come in the form of a man) why doesnt someone just assassinate him!!! i mean come the fuck on- please!!! presidents have been assassinated b4 so why not him- he is by far the worst president we have had EVER and hes running our counrty into the griz-ound!!!!

ok well im gonna go smoke a bowl and eat a dick......OH BRIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

candyandfences @ 2004-08-21T17:16:00

2004-08-21T21:18:03Z

i just saw angelina jolie on TV with her kid and i want a baby with a mohawk too!!!!!!!!!!!!! but not named Maddox named Mighty. Mighty Bryan Rall

"why do fat kids like metalica?? why do they? why do they??"

2004-08-21T18:26:12Z

well now that ive gotten over writing shitty things in my LJ i am in the best mood. yesterday was me and brians one year anniversary- YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! it ruled he got me a rose and a card-awwwwwwwwwwww hes so great and we ate sushi. i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

school starts monday and im excited/scared. i havent been to school in a while- especially a new one....but its PCC so it shouldnt be too hard.

i need a job. i love brian- we kick soo much ass together. hes at work right now- i feel soo bad everyday that he goes to work and i dont. i love him though- he says he doesnt care if i have a job but i know he does cause we would have sooo much more money if i did. i think im gonna go to hungry howies today cause i know they are hiiring cause thats what Sleasy E's babys momma said.

ok well im gonna go put clothes on and go down to the pizza place.

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stop me before i say too much

2004-08-15T00:02:22Z

wow its funny how no mater how much of a shitty mood im in saves the day will always and has always made me feel okaaaaaaaaaaaay. so today sux ass. the hurricane was pretty cool but the after can EAT A DICK. WHERE IS NELSON???????????????????? i really wish orlando would get their phones working again. brian is pissed off- woohoo- fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnn. there is nothing to do in the god forsaken(which kinda sounds like foreskin). i hate my life- school starts soon and i have to deal with my mom this WHOLE week- cause apparently all polk county schools are closed- greeeeeeeaaaat just fucking add one more thing to my list of things to hate. i havnet been in the shity of a mood in like at yaest a year. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. yup thats the general concensus around here. id like to become a pizza slanger but jerry is worried about me getting robbed and my mom is woried about dogs so fuck. ok well i dont feeel like writing about how much my life sux- i thought it would be comething to do but it just pisses me off more.i hate everything!!!!!!!!

i only colored outside the lines cause i got the knack

2004-08-11T06:33:11Z

wow so brians mad at me - cause apparently i have "fucked him over 10 times" and spent his money on drugs witch i did ALLL BY MYSELF and with other people of whitch i do not remember and have no idea of half the instances he is talking about. fuck i dont even care-i live with my parents again my fucks sake- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im sooooooooo mad right now. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck funny how fuck is like the only 4 letter word i can spell without fucking it up- lvoe ahve with- cant spell those but fuck-----heh i said buttfuck. just kill me nothing will ever work out EVER

that is the one thing i ahve learned about life - no matter how life id going it will fuck you....in the assss....and it will hurt!!!! like a mutherfucker. i think thats why everyone in the long run has buttsex- cause life sux- its goin all good and then bam- a slam to the asss!!!!! well life can fuck off. ok im leaving fuck everyone and everything- except for leeann and tim cause they love jesus and jesus fucks them.........ok im out

"FUCK YUR WIFE BRIAN, FUCK YUR WIFE!!!!!"

2004-08-06T07:32:03Z

damn nigga i is in lub!!!!!!! brian rall touches me in ways i never thoguth a man would ever touch me. i wanna give him pussy and cookies.....alll night long- and its already 3:30 - three hours down four more to go. he just busted out the non-dairy whipped topping.....wonder where hes gonna slather me first........and on that note i MUST go so he can lick stuff off of me. FUCKIN A I LOVE THIS MAN- I CANT WAIT TILL WE ARE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

trippin would be nice

2004-07-09T01:32:48Z

You're addicted to.....

LSD!
Wow what you must go through every day. LSD gives
intense hallucinations and offen makes you
think you can do things that no human can. I
wouldn't try to pretend your a bird and play on
top of a tall building anytime soon.

What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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how fucking cute

2004-07-06T20:37:55Z

You're My Little Pony!! Sweet and innocent and
happy, you make people want to spew burrito
chunks. Even a Care Bear could kick your ass.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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back to lakeland- aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH

2004-07-02T05:27:34Z

well brian and i offically live with my parents in lakeland- kill me now! actually it isnt that bad cause it will only be for 6-8 months, we get to live entirely for free(no more having to worry about the water and electricity getting turned off) and my parents are soooo down with partying and havin a goood ole time.

just "chillin" over at Peave's house while his 'rents are in london- its sweet we've been here for like 2 days straight.

tomorrow me and brian will not be "sick" anymore and off opiates completely- WOOHOO- yay for us. gettin back to the roots- niggaa!!

ok well i really wanna go home and have sex right now cause like its been almost a day- and that is waaaaaaaay tooooo looonnnnngg.

takin a a break from the pooooooool

2004-06-21T19:58:12Z

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Your school name
Your name
Your job will be	Doctor
You will be worth	$242,388
Everyone will think you	are really hot

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so much to say - so much to say

2004-05-29T19:31:13Z

wow so sooooooo many things have happened in my life since we had no phone i really dont even know where to begin- like really. (and i never realized how much i misssss the internet-HOMESTAR IM COMMIN HOME!!!!!)

obviously jd and chrissy moved out- thank god- i mean they did only give us like $190 total while they lived there for 4 months and their portion of rent was $250 a month.....what losers- its sad though cause i actually expected more of jd but of well hes dicked over plenty more friends for much larger sums of money...cough cough joe spizer cough cough....so hillary mike and josh moved in which at first seemed like a good idea cause josh got a bunch of money from some settlement- but he spent it all on smack- way to go josh.

i got a job at the BP which is ok i guess- they play 80's music constantly so that keeps me from going insane. lots of other bad things happened which i dont really wanna go into right now cause its all too recent and my stomach still hurts...but its alllllllll over and thats the greatest thnig EVER!!!!!!

me and brian are moving to my parents house after our lease is done and i finish summer school. we are verry verry excited to get the fuck out of orlando and get the fuck away from the shittiest apartment and landlord that exist on the planet. and its really gonna be nice not giving every cent we make to rent and bills(and drugs).

ok well im gonna go now and do something i guess

PS- i talked to jordan the other day for like an hour for the first time in months and it was soooo great- i miss his crazy ass- i miss brandon too but i dont know how to get ahold of him

woo-hoo- i forgot

2004-04-20T20:11:09Z

oh so not only is it 420 but its me and brians 8 month anniversary-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY- and its probably the first 420 i will be weedless- FUCK ME IN THE FACE- someone come smoke me out!!!!!!!!! for fux sake- okies

finals can eat a dick

2004-04-20T20:06:29Z

yeah so our whole house is broke- like no money broke and one sink wont drain broke.

YOU KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOUR.....DEAD

2004-04-17T01:31:47Z

wow due to the lack of phone line i dont think ive updates in like 5 months. hillary josh and mikey live with me and brian now- we had to kick out JD cause he and chrissy like never gave us rent. im siting in lakeland right now hating every second of it. i cant wait till i go back to orlando tonight me and brian are going to see kill bill at 1 in da AM . well johanna just showed up so i gotta go hang out with her now
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